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yourmomismypatronus replied to your post: all the boys of one direction are legal have you been sucked in? not completely

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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all the boys of one direction are legal

Mar 1st

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mormonhub:

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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i’m eating bertie botts every flavour beans and i discovered that the rotten egg looks exactly like the lemon

Mar 1st

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i hope that the next time rick santorum sits on the toilet a rat and/or snake comes through the pipes and bites him

Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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Staff: Sir, I think they're realizing that we don't actually know how to fix what's wrong with the site.
Karp: Shit! I thought the fan mail option would buy us a year at the least. What DO we know how to do?
Staff: Well, we can change the dashboard color again, or maybe more confetti?
Karp: NO. Those bastards don't deserve that. How about we change the font? I love Comic Sans.
Staff: We already added some of your favorite fonts with the fan mail, sir. How about new posting icons?
Karp: Whatever. I don't care what you do. I'm going to watch reruns of Glee.

Feb 29th

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